Get me out of this office plz & thankz

pinkifingers:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

(Source: mycroftly, via vegathebeast)

vegathebeast:

I want this so bad

(Source: nenvsky)

When I’m out to dinner with a guy and he tells the waiter we don’t want bread

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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sniffingcock:

0 to 100

(Source: gh0st-g0nzalez, via fanufactured)

Life is loads more fun when you’re cooking for more than one 😜🍝🍷 (at casa dulce casa )

mtn-man-diaries:

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

Dowhhh

(via un-fuck-wittable61)

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

(via quentintarantinos)

Still smiling this big because this weekend was prrrreetttyyyy awesome #rosencollegegrad #finally (at 🎉🎓🎉)

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

(via ihaveabigcockpit)

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

(Source: vinebox, via weloveshortvideos)

(Source: betype, via bakingvintage)